December 2011
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For my best guy friend’s birthday Julia and I got him boxers with four leaf clovers on them and I wrote “Gettin lucky?” on them… he got pretty lucky today… hmm.
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Would you like to download Itunes version 18.24.21.91.2.1
No thanks.
My friend got her wisdom teeth out and the pain meds she's on makes her lose her appetite, but her mom told her to eat her dinner anyway.
My friend: I don't want to eat anything I'm not hungry!
Me: Don't worry Chippy, you can stuff it in your cheeks and save it for later.
I just asked myself who was worse: Nickelback or Pitbull. I’m completely dumbfounded. I don’t have an answer.
Guys I’ve literally spent the last hour watching College Humor videos…
My mom: You're beautiful!
80 year old ladies: You're beautiful!
My friends: You're beautiful!
Everyone else: Nope
Mirror: Nope
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Okay guys so here’s the deal:
I honestly can’t be anymore for gay rights. I am catholic, but I don’t agree with the morals of the Church
But if you’re going to shit talk the bible, please learn the fucking story instead of just being ignorant. The snake tempted Eve, he wasn’t telling her to stop.
Now you may proceed.
